Well folks, you best be prepared to pig out like it's your last supper. This ain't no ordinary day. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity of your life. We're launching into Hog Heaven, where check here the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing on the menu is pure bliss. Grab your overalls. The ride is gonna be bum

This ain't your grandma's Sunday drive/cruise/joyride. This is about grippin'/holdin'/clutching onto the handlebars and blastin'/throttlin'/pushin' that engine to the limit. We're talkin' smokin'/roarin'/thumpin' hogs, chrome shinin'/gleamin'/sparklin', and wind whippin'/flowin'/rushin' through your hair like a tornado/hurricane/gale. You know you'